Sunday, September 28, 2008

ALL YOUR BASE (Retro-Anime Version)

CATS: ALL YOUR BRAINFREEZERRR STUDIOS ARE BELONG TO US!

YOU ARE ON THE PATH TO COMEDY

YOU HAVE NO TIME TO SPAM MAKE YOUR TIME!

AUDIO SOURCE HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh...

Sunday, September 14, 2008

9/15!

It's here! September 15th (aka BRAIN-Day) has taken it's role.__________________________________________________________________Splatacus Season 1 Bonus Features:
.Some of the episodes have been censored. This is because BRAINFREEZERRR has taken a likeness for family entertainment. Fortunately, some of the censored episodes will have a feature, allowing you to see the uncensored version of that episode. You will find this feature in the episode selection screen, right below the uncensored episode.
.The DVD will have sneak peaks of "Something Strange 2010", "Monsters, Beware!", "Attack of the Evil Smiley Faces Part 2", and a sneak peak of the upcoming Splatacus mini-movie (it's only 30-45 minutes.)
.Look at facts about Splatacus, Inside and Out. For example, did you know that The first 10 Splatacus episodes were recorded on Miles Krohn's Cell Phone? Or that the episode "Trading Faces" was almost taken down because of it's popularity? these are only 2 of the many, many facts found on the DVD set.
.Listen to classic Splatacus songs, such as "Rofl Entertainment", and the NEVER BEFORE HEARD Full Length Splatacus Theme Song! (Yeah, it's longer.)
.Finally, we have the Roflcopter button. It's cheap, but still entertaining enough.__________________________________________________________________Space Idiots 3 Cast List
.John Crysis- He was in the original, but barely made it into the sequel. John Crysis is the next Captain Kirk in Space Idiots 3 as he battles Zombies, Aliens, Robots, Dinosaurs, Werewolves, and... Steve?! Whatever he's fighting, he's the Pilot and Commissioner of the S.S. Albatross.
.Baduul- The sherrif of Planet Bonanza. He owns the Bar on the S.S. Albatross.
.Commander Grant- He's the former Commissioner of the Intergalactic Peace Officers (IPO).He and his "Smok'n Hot Girlfriend" were mysteriously murdered. His uniform plays a crucial role near the end of the movie.
.Skippy- An intern for John Crysis. He is the biological son of Commander Grant, and is put in the care of John until his biological mother is found. He's kind of like his mini-me, only he's the exact same height.
.Floppy Kronkleburger- We introduced him in the original. He is not the main villian, yet will be doing evil deeds at Burger Sith.
.Reggie- A robot who's AI is so advanced, he can feel emotions as well as have them. this movie is a midquel, and will explain reggie's history.__________________________________________________________________New Web Series!
Everyone has heard about the boy who cried "Wolf", and how Jack got his magic beans, The Three Billy Goats Gruff, and Little Red Riding Hood. Sadly, a lot of these stories were written a long time ago, and can be hard to interperet. The idea was, "What would happen if all the fairy tales were written today with Pop Culture in mind?" With the idea in mind, we broke out "Grimm's Fairy Tales", "Mother Goose", and a whole bunch of Disney movies to turn all of those Fairy Tales upside-down, and turn them into something Special. So, we'd like to intoduce:
Urban Fairy Tales
The series will be flash-animated. We've already come up with the Pilot episode. All we need are collaboraters. __________________________________________________________________BRAINFREEZERRR.com Features
.Links to BRAINFREEZERRR accounts on YouTube, Machinima, Blogger, deviantArt, Newgrounds, MySpace.
.BRAINFREEZERRR Store featuring DVD packgages, and other crap.
.Full Episodes of selected shows.
.Fan-Art page
.More!__________________________________________________________________Something Starnge 2010 Plot
The year is obviously 2010. Mankind is bored to near extinction, an the only one who can save us is a secret agent to is clearly obvious. However, many dangers await our hero, like Aliens, Evil Pies, Exploding Spaceships, Cheerleaders, large maps, Evil Scientists on Television Screens, Girl Scouts, Megaphones, HD-DVDs, Spartans, Forrest Gump, Transformers, Robots, Magic-8-Balls, News reporters, easy Buttons, "Mom", Binoculars, Badly-drawn anime characters, and really cheap Hollywood effects. Because this isn't a hollywood movie, the special effects are great!__________________________________________________________________That's It!
see you next year!
-BRAINFREEZERRR Studios

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

September 15th

Lots of crap has happened, and a lot of the stuff we wanted to revealed this Monday will have to stay under wraps until further notice. but we will reveal the following:

  • Bonus Features on the Splatacus Season 1 DVD Package
  • Cast List for Space Idiots 3, (and the reason it's a Machinima Exclusive)
  • and the new members of the "Epic Alliance"

To make up for this inconvenience, Miles Krohn said that he would reveal one of the things to be revealed before September 15th.

"I understand that while we wanted to tell everyone this September 15th, because
of the circumstances, I can safely say that probably what would have been the
most exciting thing at BRAIN-Day was the official announcement of Something
Strange 2010
. Me, Luxenburg, Shakespeare, and a new member are working hard on
the project, and should have it finished by Fall 2010."

While it's clearly obvious that Miles Krohn has worked on every BRAINFREEZERRR production, here's some information about the rest of the crew.

Cameron Luxenburg has helped with several productions. He wrote and co-produced Something Starnge 2004, and is the official co-creator of "Splatacus". This will be the first time Luxenburg has physically collaborated on a Something Stange project since the 2004 film. (He approved production on the 2006 and 2008 installments.)

Steve Shakespeare has worked on several recent BRAINFREEZERRR films, including "Save The Trees!", several episodes of "Splatacus", and was uncredited for "Space Idiots II". He also the co-writer of the upcoming "Space Idiots 3".

Miles Krohn has worked on every single BRAINFREEZERRR production in the past, present, and future. He fills the jobs for the areas that are empty. He is the co-creator of "Splatacus", the "Something Strange" franchise, and the sole creator of the "Space Idiots" franchise, every member of BRAINFREEZERRR's "Epic Alliance", "Attack of the Evil Smiley Faces", and pretty much everything else with the BRAINFREEZERRR logo. He will be Directing, Producing, co-writing the new film, and will play the supporting role, as well as a cameo appearance as himself at the end.

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-The BRAINFREEZERRR Team

Friday, September 5, 2008

Bologish

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