Have you broken any bones? If so, how?

no.

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A Farmer Policeman Spaceman Pizza Delivery Guy!

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Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Trek. Star Wars stole from Star Trek.

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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?

I believe there's life out there, but it's not intelligent.

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If you could be on one TV show which one would it be?

It's either going to be SNL or something of my own.

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What was the last book you read?

Catcher in the Rye.

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If you could attend any concert, what would it be?

Any of the Beatles concert tours in the 60's. that would be EPIC.

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is it true you have THE best videos ever created?

Yes, and there's STILL room for improvement!

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Where would you like to spend your retirement?

hopefully not at McDonald's.

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If you could master one skill what would it be?

guitar hero.

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